Over the past few weeks i have been researching a colt that goes by the name of The Underground Beaver Assocation, aka (UBA). So far I have come to the conclusion that Panterasson is the unquestioned leader of this, so called colt. Now u might ask urself what all happens in UBA? Well from my undercover work i have learned that the group performs a number of rituals that inclued the stroking of a beaver, the tasting of a beaver, and their famous shrinking of a beaver, where they circumsize each other . Also from what I understand is Weapon X, whom is a member, who is also known as, Number 2, for he likes to tackle beavers from behind, if u know what i mean. Now there most current member Delphar 7 is the most bizzar member yet. This man is in the process of making a new ritual, the scent of a beaver. Where u have to find the sinkist beaver, and call it ur own. Now Gojira is in the process of becoming a member, he is scedualed to be circumsized on wednesday.
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a god damn magic show and ready to double team your girlfriend and," "It stops right there, and I think what my good friend Mitch is trying to say is, true love is blind."
-Old School