Speaking of the middle east; can you guys help me with poll that I'm taking? It's actually sponsered by the US Government & P.A.N.T.I.E.S. (People Against Neatly Trimmed & Incredibly Edible Snatch's).
QUESTION: In your opinion, what pubic hair trimming style do most MIDDLE EASTERN women have:
A) El Naturale (The Natural) - An unshaven, undouched smelly bum chotch.
B) The Goatee - Specifically, a beard. Slightly trimmed but eating it would be like french kissing Johnny Depp.
C) Landing Strip - The classic runway beaver trail.
D) Hitler Stach - Every German monarch should have one.
E) Kojac (AKA Brazillion) - Bald like Kojac & you can even stick a lollypop in it too.
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