Dude!! This was so righteously gnarly, I bagged a bodacious babe the other night at the local crotch-rocket shop. I was scoping out the rides, and saw the AWESOME ZX-12R...decided to take it for a test...dudes, I almost had the same reaction as when you catch the pipeline and ride it straight to the 1-0!
Anyway, so this babe sees me as I bring it back in, and she's like, "That's a hot bike, you ride a lot?" I was like, "Yeah, totally." We went out for some drinks, and it was SOOO sweet dude, we totally got it on!
Right on bros!!
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