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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language). After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. ''Honey,'' she signs, ''Why don't we agree ...
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A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up ...
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A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, ''Well, I can clearly see your nuts.''
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Dont you hate it when...
You've been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the people in the line behind you run over to the new line and get served before you do.
The boss calls you on his speakerphone.
You buy a new pair of shoes that fit perfectly in ...
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This isn't ment to be sexist, just a little humor
Why men are happier than women
1. We keep our last name.2. The garage is all ours.3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.4. Chocolate is just another snack.5. We can be president.6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.8. The world is our urinal.9. We ...
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To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's ...
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Fuck yea dude! we would all pwn. Everyone get this game to prove that we are the evilist of them all. And pay for a bunch of hookers to send the EA guys as a bribe
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Grrrrr! ROIDRAGE + ROADRAGE= I FUCK UP TWELVE BLOCKS OF THE CITY AND RIPPED SOME RANDOM DUDE IN HALF!
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Del, i have also found it extremely difficult to deciper B00Bies grammar, hand writing i cant understand, but typing man.... really come on.....
Bobby just playing man. But plz review what you read once before you post it. You have a tendency to leave out words
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. ''Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand ...