Black Label Suicides

I still love the rainbow games and play them all the time, even though hardly no-one plays them anymore(sniff!) I'm planning on getting the downloades as soon as it is possible for me. maybe after my tax-return. and I'm definitaly am going to try to get my gamer tag back!!!!(keep your fingers crossed, for those of you who care.)   -POPE

,he had fleas,

^thinks Apex007 is sooo cool!!! <i agree, he is one of the cool people that i know online.

i have been having some problems with the server. since i do not play on xbox that much i am constantly checking the forums for anything new that is going on with the gang. what ever you do with the server is fine with me just keep everyone posted.

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him ''You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room.'' The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is ...

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, ''Stop! Stop! You're not going ...

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, ''If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!'' Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This ...

A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floorin the dark, he heard a voice saying, ''Jesus is watching you.'' He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, ''Jesus is watching you.'' This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot. ...

A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop says, ''Did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little girl says, ''he sure did!'' The cop looks the bike over and hands the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. ''Next year tell ...