Management Skills
> Mike wanted to have sex with a cute blonde girl in his office.....but she
> belonged to someone else. One day Mike got so frustrated that he went up to
> her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you!" But the girl
> said "NO!"
> Mike said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
> and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment
> and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
> her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200,
> then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his
> pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
> call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
> She replied, "The bastard used coins!"
> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety
> before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a god damn magic show and ready to double team your girlfriend and," "It stops right there, and I think what my good friend Mitch is trying to say is, true love is blind."
-Old School