I've heard and seen some other BLS's being out there but never have I heard of one the working exclusively with the government, don't believe me, then go here:
http://www.bls.gov/
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a god damn magic show and ready to double team your girlfriend and," "It stops right there, and I think what my good friend Mitch is trying to say is, true love is blind."
-Old School