I'm available, can I referee?
"All right, I want a good clean round. No remotes planted below the stairs, no shots below the belt, and DEFINITELY no bitch-slapping. All right, come out of your spawns shooting!"
lol
"Caw, caw, *BANG* FUCK I'M DEAD!" - Top Dollar, The Crow
"Physics is like sex: It may yield practical results, but that's not why we do it." - XKCD
God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the word.