I COME FOR YOUR PANTS!!
I'm so going to hell...if not for this post, then for that time with the squirrel and the marashino cherries.
"Caw, caw, *BANG* FUCK I'M DEAD!" - Top Dollar, The Crow
"Physics is like sex: It may yield practical results, but that's not why we do it." - XKCD
God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the word.