Black Label Suicides

Isn't the boss man going to notice that you spend 8 hours a day surfing the web?

Nothing to see here

Dude posting shit like that will get you fired....

Fuck I'll have to go back and edit that....

Ok I'm safe now.

Just a couple more post and I will .. .ah shite the boss man is coming

Ok it's all good... He was just walking by...  Where was I.... Oh yeah.. Just a few more posts and I will reclaim my rightfull place...

You're rightfull place... WTF dude?

Shhhhh...  They might be listening in (or reading this thread)..   There is this guy... We'll call him "Diver Dan" and he comes to the forums and posts a reply to every thread, even if he doesn't really have anything to say.  Well his post count what higher then mine.  So instead chating on topics I know nothing about I figured I'd have a chat with myself to bump up my post count...  Although since I am the administrator for these her forums I could have just changed the post count number in the database.   But that wouldn't be as insteresting for the people reading this thread now would it?

Won't Diver Dan figure out what you are doing and post more so that he takes your rightfull place?

Ah... Diver Dan could do that... but I'm the admin for the site so I could just lock his account so he can't post no more... But then that would suck for me since there would be one less person on this board and there would be even more threads with page after page of me talking to myself.    Then if Diver Dan and me get into a posting war we will both over though the King of post himself Fearless Leader.

Dude I just check the members list and you have a whole lot of posting to do before you can knock fearless leader off the posting leader board.

I know it's hopeless... Whatever shall I do?

I know what you can do... You can keep posting small meaningless post to this thread.

That's a great idea