Yeah dude, Barenaked Ladies were spies to test/weaken our defenses, and Canadians have lulled us into a false sense of security, thanks in part to their "Eh"s and "Hooses"...
<cue "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" soundtrack>
"Caw, caw, *BANG* FUCK I'M DEAD!" - Top Dollar, The Crow
"Physics is like sex: It may yield practical results, but that's not why we do it." - XKCD
God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the word.