Dude, I read it like an hour after you posed it, just had to leave for work before I could post...
But hell yeah, I agree with like, ALL of the points...
"Caw, caw, *BANG* FUCK I'M DEAD!" - Top Dollar, The Crow
"Physics is like sex: It may yield practical results, but that's not why we do it." - XKCD
God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the word.