er1c wrote: |
ScubaSteve1231 wrote: | I'll have a Samual Jackson, "Its my beer!" -Dave Chappell | |
ITLL GET YOU DRUNK!!!!
YOULL BE BANGIN FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!!! -Dave Chappelle also
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Actually he says " It'll get ya drunk! U'll fucking fat bitches in no time! U might even fight uhh nigga or two!" I love his it soo funny, "And white folks dont even know what skeet means yet!" lol
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a god damn magic show and ready to double team your girlfriend and," "It stops right there, and I think what my good friend Mitch is trying to say is, true love is blind."
-Old School