Ummm...are you...uh...damn, this is a tough one...crap...it's on the tip of my tongue...DAMNIT...ergh...
AHA!! HARRY POTTER!! You're Harry Potter aren't you!?!
"Caw, caw, *BANG* FUCK I'M DEAD!" - Top Dollar, The Crow
"Physics is like sex: It may yield practical results, but that's not why we do it." - XKCD
God created whiskey to stop the Irish from taking over the word.